SCENE:
It's particularly cold these days in New England. Trevor is running around the house with nothing but a pair of pants on and socks.
TREVOR
I was thinking about finding a blanket.
ME
I'll get you one. Do you want your SpongeBob blanket?
TREVOR
Oh yes, please!!
(Aaron brings Trevor his blanket, wraps it around him lovingly)
AARON
Why don't you just put a shirt on, goober?
TREVOR
Because I wanna look like a dude. It's my new look.
ME
Oh yeah?
TREVOR
Yeah. I was thinking about taking off my pants and underwear, too. I was gonna get a towel and wrap it around my neck. Then I could say, (in bad Asian accent) "SILENCE WHEN YOU SPEAK TO SUMO TREVOR!!!"
AARON
(laughing hysterically)
Sounds great.
TREVOR
Yeah. Think about that. Picture that in your head.
ME
Already did. And it's hilarious.
