ESTEBAN vs. ESTEBAN!!!

Shyness certainly doesn't stop Stephen from saying all the things in life he'd like to.  Thank God.  

And thank you, Steven, for always being, well...reliably Steven.

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Dear God: Please make my kid an A&R man.

Conversation between me and my 9-year old in the car today while rocking the new Darkness single: 

"What do you think of this tune?"
"I like it. It's good."
"What do you like about it?"
"I don't know, dad. I just know what I like."




 

I'll feel better when the winter's gone.

You like me...you REALLY like me.

On behalf of Ronald Reagan, W. Axl Rose and the great Robert John Nesta Marley, I'd like to thank you all for the birthday wishes today. Seriously - I was blown away. My email looked like it had a corrupt file or something; it just kept filling and filling.

Also - and I can't stress this enough - a big mahalo to all of you who sent cards. As in, actual birthday cards in the mail. I'm not sure how you got my address, although I'm a pretty easy guy to find. Being the only Aaron Faulls in the world means I can run but I can't hide. Or so says Sallie Mae.

Anyway, you're creepy stalkers for tracking me down but it was awesome. I felt very, very, very loved this afternoon and no matter how you got my address, that's a great feeling. I love you all so much for thinking so much of me.

Thanks to all of you for even remembering who I am. And for all your support and good vibes, I'm happy to tell you there's a fairly good chance I'll be making you giggle via the TV screen later in the year. ;)

I love you all. Thanks for making my 37th the best one yet.

-A

"we've got some difficult days ahead..."

Dear Dr. King:

I just wanted to let you know that you DID do God's will and I'll bet the Promised Land is even better than you thought it would be. Happy Birthday.

-Aaron

girls, schmirls...I knew YOU wouldn't abandon me, Diamond Dave....