Trevor: Dad, what were you like when you were a teenager?
Me: Not as cool as you.
Trevor: Seriously, Dad.
Me: What do you think I was like?
Trevor: Well, I've only seen one picture of you and you were in a tuxedo.
Me: Yeah, that's from when I went to prom.
Trevor: You went to a prom?
Me: Oh yeah, dude. My date was hot, too.
Trevor: Oh, reeeeeeeeally....
Me: Really. Hottest girl in school, actually.
Trevor: Like Miley Cyrus?
Me: Kinda.
Trevor: Wow.
